Scientists have known that the West of Scotland was unethical
Researchers said the West of Scotland
Emits a glow from their new fashions.
Visitors with lots of fake tans
is the best way to ensure
we protect the natural habitat.
The scale of the fashion problem has come as a shock.
Researcher Dr Christina Popescu said:
‘We have a total misunderstanding of the fashion of Glasgow’
Glasgow has a face-on orientation
Via nuclear haircut fashions in Sauchiehall Street
Anyone who noticed any plain clothes activity in the city
should report it to the police
Standards must not fall.