Glasgow has a face-on orientation


Scientists have known that the West of Scotland was unethical

Researchers said the West of Scotland

Emits a glow from their new fashions.

Visitors with lots of fake tans

is the best way to ensure

we protect the natural habitat.

The scale of the fashion problem has come as a shock.

Researcher Dr Christina Popescu said:

‘We have a total misunderstanding of the fashion of Glasgow’

Glasgow has a face-on orientation

Via nuclear haircut fashions in Sauchiehall Street

Anyone who noticed any plain clothes activity in the city

should report it to the police

Standards must not fall.


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