The approximate size of your face
Must be able to fit into this box
You must contact Tarzan if it is too large
We will not issue assassins
To kill you.
Our disposal policy is:
Please kill yourself
When we are satisfied you are dead
We will store your face in a box
No face will be stored without a review date
Review date must be written on your forehead
Old worn faces must not be used
The management reserves the right to refuse faces
It deems socially unacceptable
Thank you for your time.